EXPOSE YOUR WEASEL
You know the guy. He acts like he's your boss, but he isn't. He takes credit for everyone else's work, but doesn't do squat. He can order drinks, but he never pulls plastic. Inappropriate, 'assive aggressive and dumb as sled-tracks... a regular holy trinity of productivity. He's the guy who steals your cheese from the company fridge and uses your computer to surf porn. She's a junk monkey.

Worst of all, the bastard has your chair. You know it's your chair, he knows it's your chair, but he'll never admit it. He never admits anything. Forget about the chair. This isn't about your damn chair. This is about the weasel and it's about damn time you smoked him out. Not only is it the right thing to do, but you could also win a cool prize (see below).


WHO'S A WEASEL?
The person you work with. The person you live with. The President. The check-out guy at the market who really does check-you-out. The nosy-neighbor.


HOW DO I NOMINATE (COUGH - EXPOSE) A WEASEL?